Take The Male Anger Test!

1. Which makes you angrier?

• (A) Your child lying to you
• (B) Your President lying to you

2. Which makes you angrier?

• (A) A 40 year old man flashing your teenage daughter
• (B) A 15 year old boy impregnating your teenage daughter

3. Which makes you angrier?

• (A) Agreeing with someone you hate
• (B) Hating someone you agree with

4. Which makes you angrier?

• (A) A poor person calling you an asshole
• (B) A rich person calling you an asshole

5. Which makes you angrier?

• (A) An immigrant receiving welfare
• (B) An immigrant dying from exposure

Responses:

1. You should expect more from your child than the leader of the free world!
2. I'll morally fuck up that pervert flasher ruining my daughter's life!
3. Never agree with someone you hate or you can't keep hate alive!
4. Poor people need to stay in their place while we're oppressing them!
5. People feeling entitled need to die!